The jig is up. No one is as moronic as you've been pretending to be. This is obviously a highly sophisticated and perfectly executed plan you and your cronies have dreamed up. You've got your eye on the future and the inevitable book deal, movie/TV rights, and road show a la Charlie Sheen that will undoubtedly materialize. And I say, why not? You're playing us for your economic betterment and isn't that what capitalism is all about? So way to be, man. Way to be.
Sincerely,
PC
PS - I'm right, right? I mean, I have to be right. Merciful heaven, please tell me I'm right!
