Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Dear Canadians Who Voted Conservative,

Where do I begin? I suppose I could rant and rave, accuse you of supporting a dictator hell bent on seeing the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Or I could mock you, say you've been hoodwinked because the Conservative party you think you voted for no longer exists, that the honourable party of John Diefenbaker and Joe Clark was highjacked by individuals with the same values and respect for humanity as Sarah Palin. Or I could weep, ask you why oh dear god why would you allow our beautiful cherished Canada to fall into the hands of those who would twist and mangle it beyond all recognition? These things I could do but I won't. Instead, my dear Canadians who voted Conservative, I will forgive you. I will forgive you because, obviously, you know not what you've done. Good luck to us all.

Sincerely,
PC