Your tourism commercials are brilliant. Each one more breathtaking than the last. It's so impressive. Who wouldn't want to rush to your shores and experience paradise after viewing one of those ads? But I'll tell you this, Newfoundland and Labrador. When I finally step onto your glorious Rock, if I don't spot a cherubic child frolicking dangerously close to the water's edge, or if I'm not immediately struck by colours so heartbreakingly beautiful my faith in a higher power is restored, I'm going to be pissed.
Sincerely,
PC
