Dear G20 Protestors Who Chose Violence,

Do you have legitimate concerns? Absolutely. Are capitalist pursuits the root of many of the world's problems? You betcha. Will anyone take you seriously after your violent behaviour? No bloody way. You're just a group of mindless thugs who through your own actions managed to render your argument meaningless. Way to go. There's a reason people paid attention to Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr and Nelson Mandela. And there's a reason they ultimately won their struggles. They strove to fight with integrity and dignity — two qualities you pathetic pack of losers are sorely lacking. GROW UP.

Sincerely,

PC

Dear Karma,

I've admired your work for a long time. From Enron to Tiger Woods you always get your man! You even pulled your Al Capone move and finally caught up with OJ. Nice! But poor Toyota. Does the CEO have a bunch of bodies buried in his backyard? And while the oil industry absolutely needed to be dealt with, the nightly news is very difficult to watch. But I have no right to question you. If I may though, I'd like to make a suggestion. The pharmaceutical industry. They've been getting away with murder for like, ever. I think you're needed there Karma.

Sincerely,

PC

Dear Ann Coulter,

On behalf of rational people everywhere, screw you.

Sincerely,
PC

Dear Silence,

You mean many different things to me. Sometimes you inspire by giving my thoughts room to expand and multiply. Sometimes you scare by creating a sense of impending danger or heightening the impact of any small sound that suddenly breaks through. Sometimes you soothe by shutting out the jarring noises of life and allowing my senses to settle and rest. Sometimes you speak for me and allow me to show my displeasure without having to resort to unpleasant words. And sometimes you hurt because when I hear nothing from the person I very much want to hear from I know they are saying they don't care about me. You play an important role in my life Silence. For the inspiration and the calm, thank you. For the rest of it, thank you for the lessons.

Sincerely,
PC