Dear Canada,

I count my blessings every day that I'm one of your citizens. You aren't perfect but you're mighty close in my books. I'm deeply grateful for the standard of living I enjoy because of you. There are so many things to love about you Canada. But I think the thing I love most is the fact that, per capita, you have far fewer batshits than the country south of your border. Thank you Canada.

Sincerely,

PC