You sure are a cranky ol' bastard. And shocking. You called Mother Teresa a fraud! But I think your voice of reason is necessary in this day and age. And even though you're a sarcastic SOB who smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish, you allowed yourself to be water boarded and primped like a girl for Vanity Fair. So you can't be all that bad! I'd love to have lunch with you and just listen to your views on life. But even if such an invitation were to arrive I could never attend. I'd be too afraid that after our meeting you'd go home and suddenly feel inspired to write a piece entitled "Silly And Irrelevant People I've Recently Been Forced To Endure Lunch With." So thanks but no thanks.
Sincerely,
PC
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