Dear Such is Life,

It's amazing how thoroughly and consistently you're able to spread your message of the crapshoot nature of our existence. Quite admirable, really. So congratulations to you. Yet again.

Sincerely,
PC

Dear Summer,

You're an asshole.

Sincerely,
PC

Dear Mechanic at the Oil Change Place,

Thanks for ripping me off only a little bit. You're swell.

Sincerely,
PC